The Lazy Song

"The Lazy Song"

懒汉之歌

Today I don't feel like doing anything

爷TM今儿毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don't feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接电话捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

I'm gonna kick my feet up

爷把脚翘老高

Then stare at the fan

瞪着风扇发愣

Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants

打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓（是这意思不？？！！）

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

谁都别告诉我我不能~

I'll be lying on the couch,

我会歪在沙发上

Just chillin' in my snuggie

窝在我温暖的窝窝里

Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie

换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！

Oh, oh

哦~哦~

Yes I said it

是啊，我说了

I said it

我说了

I said it 'cause I can

我就说了！怎么的吧！

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

爷TM今儿毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接电话捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

Nothing at all

毛也不干~

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操

Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice

认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱

She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great

'她会大叫：“丫太牛B了！

”[Hear me out: this is great]

【听到没啊：太牛B了！】

Yeah啊~I might mess around, get my college degree

我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

那我老爹可得骄傲了

But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait

但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等

Oh, oh哦~哦~Yes I said it

是啊，我说了

I said it我说了I said it 'cause I can

我就说了！怎么的吧！

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

爷TM今儿毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接电话捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

不~我连头发都不梳~

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

因为我哪儿都没打算去~

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh

不不不不不~没打算去~

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

爷就光着屁股大摇大摆

And let everything hang loose

一切都放轻松点儿

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah

啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿~Oh哦~

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

爷TM今儿毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接电话捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗'

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

Nothing at all

毛都不干~

Nothing at all

毛都不干~~

Nothing at all?

毛都不干~~~

..........................为什么呀。。